Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy

Earth's mightiest losers.

Alignment: Neutral
Base of Operations: Knowhere
Leader: Star-Lord (Peter Quill)
Members: Gamora (Earth One), Drax the Destroyer (Arthur Douglas), Groot (Earth One), Rocket Racoon (Earth One)
1st Appearance: Guardians of the Galaxy 1
Gallery - Appearances

When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.

Star-Lord describing the Guardians of the Galaxy

The Guardians of the Galaxy are a team of thugs and criminals that realized they could do so much good if they just cut the crap and started helping people. They still steal and kill, but at least now they do it with badass music playing in the background. They are like the Avengers except for the fact that they travel in space instead of being on Earth. Their current leader is Peter Quill or Star-Lord if you are a small child.


  • Peter Quill a.k.a. Star-Lord a.k.a. Earth-616 a.k.a. The guy who still uses a crappy human technology as a form of entertainment even if he is a space criminal who travels in space is the current leader of the group and is a half-human and alien.
  • Gamora a.k.a. Green Neytiri is the only female in the group. She specializes in killing people that's why she is an assassin. DUH! She was adopted by a fat purple alien named Thanos but she later revealed her betrayance (WAIT! Is that even in the dictionary? Nah, never mind.) towards her adoptive grotesque-looking father.
  • Rocket Raccoon a.k.a. The Talking Raccoon a.k.a. Mr. Squirrel is a mutated rodent with a gun fetish. He likes to blow lotsa stuff up, but he's actually a big softie (though he'll shove a grenade down your throat if you say that to his face).
  • Groot a.k.a. I am Groot! a.k.a. I am Groot! is the walking talking* tree man of the team. Basically, he is Groot.
  • Drax the Destroyer a.k.a Draxypoo is the team strongman and maniac. He takes everything literally because he no am speak english. Draxypoo is a formidable threat to anyone who dares oppose him.