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| Loki Laufeyson is the Asgardian god of evil and mischief. Basically, he plans on taking over all the nine realms using only squirt guns, itching powder, and a healthy dose of whoopie cushions. What Loki lacks in strength, power, and intelligence, he makes up for with his relentless army of self-righteous fangirls.
Also, he's adopted.